Couples who remained ‘friends’ after they broke up can only mean two things:
- They are still in love
- They were never in love
and your arguments are invalid because that is the truth.
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Joan Crawford in Possessed (1931)
82 years later and it’s still relevant
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the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am
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Honestly if I had the body I wanted I’d probably dress like a slut Im just saying
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how to get a lady to notice u 101
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are you the sun bc you need to stay 93,000,000 miles away from me
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“are you on your period”
why yes, i am bleeding today
would you like to join me
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a moment of silence for all my wasted potential
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LOL OH MY GOD THE LAST ONE.
HOW HE JUST SHAKES HIS HEAD TERRIFIED LIKE NO NO NO NEVER.
This is seriously my new favorite youtuber I can’t stop watching his videos.
Watch till the very last part. It’s worth it.
wasn’t going to reblog it untiL THE ENDING
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i’ve done like, 12 things in my life probably, and i regret 16 of them
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sex is so weird like hey let me stick my rock hard limb into ur tiny hole and then slam into you repeatedly because i love you
ain’t it great
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I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
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